Have you seen Lindsay Lohan's body right now? Isn't it thin and disgusting? Join me in a tour where we document the fall (or rather, contracting) of Lindsay Lohan's bustline.
As you can see in her video "Rumors", her bustline is as robust as ever and just about ready to break free from her loose clothes.
After a short period of time, we were given the music video "Over". In the aforementioned music video, her bustline has shrunk a bit but remains robust, though not as robust in "Rumors". This bustline has retained in her latest movie "Herbie: Fully Loaded".
While we have waited for "Herbie: Fully Loaded" to premiere, we have learned that Lohan has dyed her hair blonde and seemingly gone on a hunger strike.
In her latest music video, "First" (wherein may I mention that the catchline of the song ["I wanna come first"] denotes a second meaning), her bustline has shrunk to the size of an average girl who has just reached puberty.
Due to the disgusting nature of this process, there has been a site that is petitioning to feed Ms. Lohan to re-increase her body fat and regain her famous voluptuousity.
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