The man asked his friend, "Did your girlfriend ask for an SUV?" The friend said, "No, why?" "Because there are no fake SUVs."

CALLER: good morning, dj cicero. my name is george "dubya" bush. i think you know me already, so let's cut to the chase. a couple of years ago, i started a war. why? well, dj cicero, do you remember what happened at the now infamous 9/11 tragedy? that asshole son-of-a-camel bin laden sent two planes to crash my effing twin towers! now i suspected scudboy saddam hussein, his sick-ass sons, and his iraq of having weapons of mass destruction stored somewhere in a desert mudhole. well, we've toppled saddam and his regime, made reparations in iraq, and well... we haven't found any WMD yet. what did i do wrong?

DJ CICERO: good morning, george "dubya" bush. i completely understand your situation. you are committing what my late good friend gilbert ryle likes to call a "category mistake". you see, we know you're looking for WMD. the category mistake there is, amidst the scud missiles, terrorists, and suicide bombers riding buses, you can't find the WMD you're looking for; therefore, you think that the WMD is something invisible.

i suggest you search further.