I fear that one day I'll meet God, He'll sneeze, and I wouldn't know what to say

so much for angst and depression - that really wasn't my thing in the first place.

CALLER: good day, dj cicero. isn't it a good day, noh? well, the past month has been hell for me, dj cicero. by the way, dj cicero, i will hide my identity in the initials "PGMA". very hard for me, noh. anyway, after a stupid wiretapped conversation released a month ago, noh, i am now in the center of chaos in the govern- este, now i am in the center of chaos. what do i have to do to convince the people of the - este, what do i have to do to convince the people involved that i didn't cheat in the - este, that i didn't do anything wrong, noh, and what do i have to know?

DJ CICERO: good day, ms. "PGMA". i think i understand your situation. do you know the great philosopher socrates? he was a wise, wise man, and used the great systems in his philosophizing. anyway, there is only one thing that you have to know, really, since it's one of socrates's philosophies, and what earned him the title of a "wise man" - you have to know that you do not know. about your persecutors, maybe you could have them try the socratic method of questioning on you, or vice versa. it's vigorous and long, but once it goes a full circle, they might stop due to annoyance. good luck, ms. "PGMA", and whatever you do, don't drink any hemlock.