you gotta watch the news. it's good for you.

one, the government is passing a bill to "outlaw the discrimination of the third sex". tae naman eh. this takes the fun away from everything; i'm suspecting this is senator osmena's doing. tae.

two, our mayor has been assassinated earlier today. by a woman. (yaps hihirit ka ba?) the popular theory as of now is that it was the NPA's doing. apparently their modus operandi is that if they need to assassinate a man, a woman gets the gun, and vice versa.

and because of this, GMA, ABS-CBN, and the other stations are setting up camp in our backyard. julius babao has broadcasted the news live earlier today, complete with the jologs who pose as extras in the background.

three, although unrelated, defenders of the catholic faith (aka those who have joined in the fray versus 77truthseeker) would might want to go read this; it concerns the two personas of 77truthseeker and god_jesus_810.

the reason mariah carey is such a good singer is because her lungs are big.