okay, so i wanted to wait until monday to reveal the truth, but i couldn't wait any longer since some people, to my surprise, did believe the article i posted yesterday.
so, the truth is, the article isn't true. most (okay, actually, all) of what is on the The Onion isn't true at all. which percentage of America do you think was actually shocked to see a nude female right breast decorated with a sun ornament? only the soccer moms would be shocked, and males would've been wide-eyed, and subsequently, looking up a picture of that on the internet. besides, why would it become a shock a year later when the term "wardrobe malfunction" is now heard everywhere?
to those who believed it (you know who you are), don't be too hard on yourself. The Onion has fooled a lot of people (even me when I saw a snippet of their news on Newsweek, reporting events involving terrorists and the mythological hell of the Islam religion), but most notably, a Chinese news station. they reported that some members of U.S. government wanted a retractable roof on Capitol Hill (that's rather unaccurate, I sort of forgot the news), you know, that big building with a dome-shaped roof. guess where they found this news? that's right. The Onion.
do you actually believe there is a Near Naked Breast Disorder?
anyway, that's it. i just posted the article for kicks. i'm still ill, and i'm not motivated to go to school on monday.
i hate spyware.
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